george0malley: i wish the sudden bursts of inspiration i get to change my life at night were still there when i woke up
nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
hamfarto: hamfarto: in german i put this guy on the corner of every paper i turn in and the teacher hates me im failing this class
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
sharonosbourne: paulbearer: there are people who think kit kats taste good yeah they’re called smart people
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: what do you mean “fucker” isn’t a term of endearment
kingbritish: i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.
imawanchor: dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
meladoodle: *prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’ “what?” haha owned you’re going to jail
sassygayalexkralie: hooperbay: i didnt realise there was a eurovision fandom yeah its called all of europe
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moves-like1d: theshadowwalkingnobody: natsu-salamander-dragneel: I love it when Tumblr folk find new ways to explore this wonderful site lol. wtf did I just do? Holy fuck that’s amazing!! O.O i don’t… i don’t know what happened.
coolman229: Oh my gosh I just realized David TENnant He played the TENth Doctor. Matt SmELEVENith He plays the ELEVENth Doctor.
coagulates: someone fall in love with me i am bored
initiala: A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.” So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are...
willsmith420: gwenelizz: Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989