A TEXT POST

Okay, so today I was press at an event in Sydney called Supanova and I got to do an interview with this guy

AKA Alfie Allen who plays Theon Greyjoy on Game of Thrones.

He was super nice.

And guess what you guise?

He totally hit on me. Full winked and like held my hand and shiz. Which was a bit awkward cos I thought he was going for another handshake. But instead he ended up like gently cradling my hand and staring into my eyes.

I do kinda know why. See, before we started the interview he was sitting on the other side of this longass table and instead of trekking around and jumping over barriers, I took everyone’s (i.e. a bunch of dude’s) suggestion to just crawl under the table. So like I emerged from under the table next to him on my hands and knees. And went back the same way. Sooo that may be partly my fault.

I’ve also discovered through this that the English accent I will be experiencing in the UK is just going to make me into a smushy ball of feelings and whatnot.

But anyway. That was my big ego boost for the day. Plus right after I’m pretty sure one of the event volunteers hit on me cos her body language was screaming DO ME. And I was like lulz are all the nerdy people here making you guys go craycray?

My ego is through the roof right now. Gonna go enjoy this and gloat at my apparently irresistible sexiness. Boom.

  1. thejessbee posted this